How can you not love Joe Biden? In these down economic and political times, Joe Biden has been a blast to look to. As a matter of fact, I try to find out when he’s speaking and tune in.
One of the rules for a VP is to never seem like a better option than the president, so people will look at the president as amazing. Let me tell you, despite the outward cringe of Obama when Biden speaks, he thanks the gods he has Biden.
Biden has begun to make Dan Quayle look like a genius. When he’s not saying something completely false, or creating mass terror, he’s insulting someone. For that, he gets a thumbs-up in my book!
Sample quotes (You can’t make this stuff up):
“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,” Biden said. “I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”
”you cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.”
”Look, John’s last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs.”
”When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.” – Televisions were still in experimental use at this time.
”Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me.”
”Stand up, Chuck, let ‘em see ya.” –-Joe Biden, to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair
”I would tell members of my family, and I have, I wouldn’t go anywhere in confined places right now. It’s not that it’s going to Mexico, it’s that you are in a confined aircraft. When one person sneezes, it goes everywhere through the aircraft. That’s me.”
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I refer you to Stephen Crowder “Joe FREAKING Biden”
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